Far Beyond Driven Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 People who don't know me think I lie a lot. Those that do wonder if I'm just destined for weirdness.So on the ride to work in the dark there's a flash and then a boom on the windshield. I stop and walk back and found a thoroughly mangled woodcock on the road. Oddly, I threw it on the floor of the backseat and didn't think much of it.Pick the kids up after work and head to church to clean. Squeaky picks up the bird and immediately thinks it's the coolest thing ever. So I'm cleaning and she's playing with it, and then I hear "I've got a problem".Apparently she decided to pick an old skeleton key lock on a cabinet using the woodcock bill, and it was stuck. I mean really stuck. Stuck so bad I had to go get pliers to remove it. Picture a mangled wood cock hanging off a cabinet by it's beak.And after that we put him away and didn't play with him any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobber Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 LMBO !!!!! funny stuff there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLF Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Thats too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Line Dancin Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Thats plain funny. My three year old does stufflike that and it makes youlaugh after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbrktrt Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 You and your kids are totally normal. My twin boys used to take rabbits I had skinned and cut the head with the skin and use them as hand puppets. They are both teachers now, so no worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steeliebob Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 That is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulywood Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I think your kids are fine Kevin. You on the other hand......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N II Deep Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 good stuff, I grew up on a pig farm, it was very cool to take the clipped tales from feeder pigs and tie them to our handle bars and ride around for days or until they had to many flies on them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 I think your kids are fine Kevin. You on the other hand......... This coming from a guy who brought bags of ice to keep the fish cold, on a river steelie trip where it never got above 20 degrees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelsanders Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 some kids i know like me to pick the eyeballs out of the walleyes we catch and carry them around in zip lock with some ,and freak people out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steeliebob Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 good stuff, I grew up on a pig farm, it was very cool to take the clipped tales from feeder pigs and tie them to our handle bars and ride around for days or until they had to many flies on them... It happened every year throughout my days in high school. I grew up in a farming community (West Branch). Every year one of the farm boys would bring a small pig to school and coat it with crisco. It was then turned loose in the hallway. The kids and teachers would chase after it....it was too funny. Those little buggers can run and squeal and nobody could catch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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