Daybreak Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Fred Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG), ...and put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO), to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN JAPAN), filled it with GAS (from SAUDIA ARABIA) he continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), Fred decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA. And now he is hoping he can get help from the president (MADE IN KENYA). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk984 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Nice LOL:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant Sadler Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Ain't that about the truth:thumb: Good one Captian John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mriversinco Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Fishy-Anado Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Hook'n Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Amen brother. Don't know how I missed that one, but a LOT of guys are posting now sending recent posts to the bottom quickly. Nice problem to have (many people using the site). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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