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mattmishler

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  1. It was just a matter of time...

    Some good and some bad jokes regarding Tiger's Thanksgiving 2009!

    The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 375 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named "Elin Woods...the clubs you can beat Tiger with."

    Tiger just changed his nickname, but still kept it in the cat family. His new name? Cheetah!

    Tiger was driving an Escalade. Can he blame the accident on his caddy?

    Hello. Mister Woods, this is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We are contacting Nike for a new club.

    Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club they can find??!!

    Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

    Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.

  2. My parents bought me a sony gc1 for my birthday and i really like it got alot of video of deer this past season and thinking of a way that i could set it up on the boat. i want to be able to see the whole back of the boat. Need some help on this one.

  3. thats a great thing to here. Deer hunting done now time for some gills and another thing robert what lake do you fish out there i was thinking of doing some ice fishing when i go up the to the familys house wich is on the pine river.

  4. i heard a really funny story about the whole deer baiting thing. a guy painted 10 or so rock's orange and in the matter of 3 hours there was dnr guy on his door step ask about his bait pile. The dnr guy was determined to get the bait pile once the officer seen it he walked back to his truck with his tail between his legs made me laugh pretty hard.

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