Priority1 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 "Life is terminal. live every day like it is your last.""Life is like a sh!t sandwich. The more bread you have the less sh!t you have to eat.""Why will we pay for a gym membership and then buy a riding lawnmower?""A no smoking section in a restaurant is like a no peeing section in a pool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killin' It Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 "rigger rigger rigger""Get the hell out of the way""350 again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 "Why will we pay for a gym membership and then buy a riding lawnmower?"Guy at work donated plasma to buy a leaf blower, and after using that, he could not fit into his deer gear for gun season, so he joined a gym, but that messed with his protein levels, so he could not donate plasma any more..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 "Because it's my boat, and when I say to do something on my boat, I expect that it's done and done now. I'm not hard to get along with if you understand that this boat is not a democracy. If not, you can always go back to flipping cleos off the pier and let me know how that works for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pioneer Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 "because it's my boat, and when i say to do something on my boat, i expect that it's done and done now. I'm not hard to get along with if you understand that this boat is not a democracy. If not, you can always go back to flipping cleos off the pier and let me know how that works for you." now that is a quote i can fall in love with!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattmishler Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Dont yell at US just because were charter boats!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Context was clearing a planer board in front of the channel before it got ran over. He didn't, and I lost $40 as we never saw it again...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killin' It Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Woot!!! I know it was not me then, I was thinking it was during COHO day when all 6 rods had a fish on and we couldnt do anything but laugh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I'm still angry about the 20 odd coho we lost that day. I mean really, you should be able to fight 3 at a time. I was busy driving the tiller so I don't want to hear about your problems in the front of the boat.....As for the Cleo flipping remark - there was many a day I pulled one fish trolling in the piers only to figure Dave caught his 5 before midnight the same night. Guy who didn't clear the planer board spent many hours on the pier not catching anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killin' It Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The tail abuse from the 3 fish on the floor counts for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobber Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 " im the captain thats why!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea-Mac Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Heres a few you proly never heard before Grumpy...."Are you gona reel that fish in or do i have to go back there and do it?""I dont know if it helps, but it sure doesnt hurt""Left turn Clyde"Got a buddy Bruce thats famous for these..."Colder than a mother-in-laws kiss""Hotter than a cowboys pistol""More crap than a 50# pidgen"I own the copyright to... "You dont tell me what to do". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyyost Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 "That dickhead better pay attention to what he is doing"me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Hook'n Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I love the "Left turn Clyde" . . . classic. A few you'll here on my boat include:"you gonna get that fish in today . . . or do you need me to call a chick to help you?"Left . . . no the other left"and the ever famous"why isn't that other boat paying attention to where I am going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priority1 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Heres a few you proly never heard before Grumpy...."Are you gona reel that fish in or do i have to go back there and do it?" "I dont know if it helps, but it sure doesnt hurt" "Left turn Clyde" Doggone it Mikey I got a little out of practice this year. Watch out next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priority1 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Dont yell at US just because were charter boats!!!!! Matt, Can we yell at ya for the other stuff?? J/K Let's face it guys sometimes on the pond there's a whole lot of yelling going on. There are unintentional things that sometimes happen and the bonehead moves by d!ck heads. All in all it's probably just part of the excitement trying to get some fish in the box. I like fishing around the Charters. They are easier to read than some others. Most fisherman respect others and realize there is a lot of water and all the fish are NOT concentrated under one boat. Has anyone ever noticed that there is usually some real good fishing just outside of the big packs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea-Mac Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 A little Jack Handy...I get a big kick out of Steven Wright and the Dos Equis beer "Most interesting man in the world" quotes also."If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.""I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.""It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.""To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks""I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 "you gonna get that fish in today . . . or do you need me to call a chick to help you?We had a guy taking forever to land a small king on a full core one time, so a crew member encouraged him with the following:"You know, I've had relationships with women that haven't lasted as long as you've been fighting that fish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant Sadler Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Hey, I got LEAD out! and my reply is OK' I have wire out and thanks for the spoon!Rough seas today! your going to need a nipple on the coffee cup boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priority1 Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 "Take the clicker off. I know the guy that bought those reels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea-Mac Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 "Take the clicker off. I know the guy that bought those reels." Now I remember who you are. And i also remember you know the guy that has to clean your boat. "Even a fish stays out of trouble if he keeps his mouth shut"- unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prop nut Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 BOAT=BreakOutAnotherThousand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Beyond Driven Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 "Just as well we lost that one, the cooler's full any way". Over heard on the radio on the last WMFL event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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