Rayman96
07-30-2007, 04:43 AM
A little boy said his prayers nightly as his father, the fisherman, listened to him. Each night he would end by saying, "Bless Mommy and Bless Daddy and Bless Aunt Mary and Bless Uncle Will." One night he said, "Bless Mommy and Bless Daddy and Bless Aunt Mary and bl--, Oh, no, Good bye Uncle Will. The fisherman looked at his wife and didn't know what to make of it but the next morning, they received a phone call saying that Uncle Will had died during the night.
A few nights later, the little boy said his prayers and ended with: "Bless Mommy and Bless Daddy and Bless, no, Good bye Aunt Mary." In the morning, the fisherman awaited the phone call saying Aunt Mary had died and indeed, the call came.
Now the fisherman was very certain his son was clairvoyant.
Then came the night when the little boy said his prayers and ended; "Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
The fisherman was frantic and shaking with fright as he went to bed finally. In the morning, the little boy came running into his parent's bedroom and said, "Daddy, Daddy, hurry down to the kitchen. Hurry!" The fisherman was so relieved to be alive and followed the little boy to the kitchen. There lay the Milkman, dead on the kitchen floor.
:grin:
A few nights later, the little boy said his prayers and ended with: "Bless Mommy and Bless Daddy and Bless, no, Good bye Aunt Mary." In the morning, the fisherman awaited the phone call saying Aunt Mary had died and indeed, the call came.
Now the fisherman was very certain his son was clairvoyant.
Then came the night when the little boy said his prayers and ended; "Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
The fisherman was frantic and shaking with fright as he went to bed finally. In the morning, the little boy came running into his parent's bedroom and said, "Daddy, Daddy, hurry down to the kitchen. Hurry!" The fisherman was so relieved to be alive and followed the little boy to the kitchen. There lay the Milkman, dead on the kitchen floor.
:grin: