GLF
04-17-2007, 01:46 PM
A Michigan man with an ice chest full of live fish was stopped by a game warden while leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game wardern asked the man, "Do you have a fishing license to catch those fish?"
"No, my friend, I don't have a license. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim around for a while. When I whistle and they jump right back into the ice chest, I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "Its the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, Ive GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After Several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
The game wardern asked the man, "Do you have a fishing license to catch those fish?"
"No, my friend, I don't have a license. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim around for a while. When I whistle and they jump right back into the ice chest, I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "Its the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, Ive GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After Several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"